Matthew and I were discussing which of the three boys would take a bath tonight. I suggested that it should probably be Colin and him.
"Josh and Colin took baths last night," Matthew said.
"They did? Okay, then I guess you should take one tonight," I responded.
"Well Colin is welcome to join if he wants," Matthew said.
"That's awfully nice of you," I told him.
"It'll be a bath party," Matthew said. "We'll have water. And soap. But I never use the soap. I only pick it up when you come in the room to make it look like I'm using the soap."